What movies have not aged well?

-All the bad guys are black.

Moonraker

You Only Live Twice

What do you typically do while on meth?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

How do you get started in bestiality with a dog as a male?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Dr No

What are the primary causes of the persistent smog crisis affecting Delhi and other parts of North India?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”Ah so!”

Why do some people refuse to explain their actions or behavior when asked? Why do they claim to not know the reason instead of providing an explanation?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Have you ever had a scary dream about a loved one or friend soon after their death?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why did my ex move on so quickly?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

A View to a Kill

How has your life changed for the past 10 years? Can you share your #10year challenge? Is your life better, worse, or still hopeful?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Octopussy

Diamonds Are Forever

What is your most erotic sex story?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

How did Neo defeat the architect at the end of The Matrix: Reloaded? Was it solely due to his belief in himself or were there other factors at play?

From Russia With Love

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Live and Let Die

Why cant school buses ditch kids who are late to the bus at the school? Like on the way home, if a kid is late when all the others arrived to the bus on time, why cant they leave the late kid behind since its not fair to the on time kids to wait?

-J W Pepper

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

What has been your best sexual experience?

The Man with the Golden Gun

Goldfinger

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.